Epic Waterfall Fail

Waterfall Recipe for DISASTER!

“The low bid could be the most expensive choice.” – Eric Triplett

A person in Santa Paula, California considering a waterfall in his backyard has concerns because a friend of a friend said Waterfalls were a lot of work. This friend of a friend had one and ended up having it removed because it was so a pain!

Please read the following email I just sent him.

NOTE: My Mother isn’t reading our blogs yet and names have been changed to protect the identities of the parties involved! Enjoy………

Hey Carlton,

It’s always hard for me to hear details of failed water features especially from a “friend of a friend”, in a second hand fashion. I don’t tell this to many people, but my Mom is a terrible cook! She couldn’t produce a batch of Chocolate Chip Cookies if her life depended on it! Seriously…..

Fact of the matter is: Cookies are good, yummy, and delicious. They make my wife and kids smile just looking at one! They go crazy when they smell a batch of cookies baking at the perfect temperature. Touching a warm cookie fresh out of the oven is even a treat and the taste, ahhh that delicious taste.

It’s amazing how many senses a simple chocolate chip cookie touches. We can all be thankful that even though my Mother is a cookie killer, it hasn’t kept the rest of the population frightened of such a wonderful thing. The Cookie.

Now a Pondless Waterfall on the other hand; Well, 1 bad installation, 1 bad experience, 1 bad contractor deviating from a perfect recipe can produce horrifying results. You can certainly understand how easy it is to destroy a perfectly good thing in the water feature contractor arena.

Just a simple as it is for me to connect you with 1000’s of men, women and children that love chocolate chip cookies, I can literally connect you with 1000’s of people that have Disappearing Waterfalls that couldn’t imagine owning a home without the sound of waterfalls on their property.

I didn’t let my Mother’s poor cooking keep me from the joy’s of eating, much as you shouldn’t let the poor experience of your friend’s friend keep you from the peace and tranquility a properly installed water feature has to offer.

I will hold your hand through all your concerns and can assure you that it is ABSOLUTELY possible to have a beautiful, low maintenance Disappearing Waterfall in your very own yard,, that you will enjoy for years and years.

By the way, our company will travel to Santa Paula, California for new water feature construction. We have tools and will travel!

Touching People’s Lives With Water,

Eric Triplett
The Pond Digger